sat on a bergman today

feeds@yuku.com (vickic) — Tue, 26 May 2009 21:00:07 GMT

My first time sitting on a scooter. I didn't want to get off. It was a bergman 400 very nice looking and expensive. I also got the info for the safety/license course. the wait is really long so I need to sign up now for October. So exciting!!!

fuel problem on my 175gp lambretta

feeds@yuku.com (johnboy) — Sun, 17 May 2009 18:57:03 GMT

I have a 1969 175gp lambretta and it will not go over 35mph! I have cleaned the jets,all filters,petrol pipe,petrol tap every thing i can think off. when im going along at 30 and then start to put the power on it starts to die?can anyone help please

French the Feminist Croaks in NY

feeds@yuku.com (Haywood) — Wed, 06 May 2009 00:56:51 GMT

Mizz... French was dubbed anti-male for having a character in the novel say: "All men are rapists, and that's all they are. They rape us with their eyes, their laws, and their codes."

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8034946.stm

Yah Yah Yah! ....

Scooter trailer!

feeds@yuku.com (ScootFan) — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 18:15:54 GMT

I love this thing, just got it for my scooter. Nothing I can't carry around now! Did not realize how expensive these things were until I needed one. But this one's still pretty cheap so I thought I'd share.

Girls who ride scooters.....mk 2.

feeds@yuku.com (doctoratkins) — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 19:50:54 GMT

http://www.lambretta-imag.../10077/smallgoodwood2.jpg

Why some men prefer dogs to wives.

feeds@yuku.com (doctoratkins) — Sat, 18 Oct 2008 10:03:11 GMT

Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives:

1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.

2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.

3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

4. A dog's parents never visit.

5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to...

where have all the girls gone

feeds@yuku.com (growbags) — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 14:09:23 GMT

not sure why the ladies have there own room but i like that we do, you can say all sorts of things and no man will ever know!! even the writing is prettier here. i'm just wondering where all the girls are? are we all hiding away ? come on girls i'm not gonna say girl power because i've no need to it's not a new thing as we have always had the power over men.

The new "Stella" awards.

feeds@yuku.com (doctoratkins) — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 02:22:13 GMT

It's time again for the annual 'Stella Awards'! For those unfamiliar
> with these awards, they are named after 81-year-old Stella Liebeck who
> spilled hot coffee on herself and successfully sued the McDonald's in
...

Oh bollards!!!

feeds@yuku.com (doctoratkins) — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 23:58:28 GMT

Be careful riding through Barnsley...

feeds@yuku.com (doctoratkins) — Mon, 17 Sep 2007 23:00:19 GMT

Girls who ride scooters....are hot...post your pics here...

feeds@yuku.com (Paul Swifka) — Tue, 26 Jun 2007 05:25:05 GMT

let's see some of the girls pictures on their scooters.....

Why yes, it IS time for more Whorescopes!

feeds@yuku.com (mitethe) — Mon, 18 Jun 2007 17:52:04 GMT

Yes, you guessed it, it's time for more Whorescopes, authored by the lovely Angela Lovell of Ticking Boxes. The Forum members called out in the assorted categories had it done to them largely by virtue of me knowing their birthdays. I'll add to the list as my knowlege grows, muuuuahahaahahaaaaaaa. If you're listed here and don't want to be......

I figured this should be one for the girls area.

feeds@yuku.com (fb3333) — Mon, 28 May 2007 08:08:31 GMT

for those who don't know, I work in the breakdown recovery industry, running a UK wide bike recovery firm.

4am this morning, we get a call to a BMW R1100. (ot a small bike. ) at the Trowell services on the M1.
My technician goes out to the bike, (hich I'm proud to say he fixed, a snapped spring on the throttle cable return.) and meets with the owner.
Mrs X a 70 year old woman. this is her 4th bike the last 3 included 2 moto guzzi's (even heavier than the...

Hey baby, what's your sign?

feeds@yuku.com (mitethe) — Thu, 10 May 2007 02:05:38 GMT

Whorescopes are authored by the lovely Angela Lovell of Ticking Boxes it's published in a number of ezines, so you may have seen it around the web... but I'm betting not. The Forum members called out in the assorted categories had...

So I was thinking about the law....

feeds@yuku.com (scootagal) — Wed, 09 May 2007 20:26:36 GMT

So I was thinking...what with America being the world super power and all don't you think the following is slightly worrying....

These are ACTUAL LAWS from the big ole US of A. Be afrraid...be very afraid (but before that, have a laugh)...

In Carmel, New York, it is illegal for a man to go outside if his jacket and trousers do not match.

In Texas it is illegal to take more than three sips of beer whilst standing

Also in Texas a new...

Not for mature audiences...

feeds@yuku.com (mitethe) — Sun, 29 Apr 2007 19:14:57 GMT

Well well well, you'll all be just beyond thrilled to know that I have, in my greedy little hands, the one and only copy of the Scooter-Forums, Scoot Booty Six Word Story Game.

Before the great unveiling, I just have a few things to say...

1) What a bunch of sickos.
2) er... Nope, 1 pretty much summed it up

HEYYYYY!!!!!!

feeds@yuku.com (mitethe) — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 21:43:16 GMT

ooooohhhh, changes. Scoot Booty isn't pink anymore, this can't be good!

And speaking of PMS...

feeds@yuku.com (mitethe) — Thu, 22 Mar 2007 14:19:07 GMT

13 Things PMS Stands For:

1 Pass My Shotgun

2 Psychotic Mood Shift

3 Perpetual Munching Spree

4 Puffy Mid-Section

5 People Make me Sick

6 Provide Me with Sweets

7 Pardon My Sobbing

8 Pimples May Surface

9 Pass My Sweat pants

10. Pissy Mood Syndrome

11. Plainly; Men Suck

12. Pack My Stuff

and my favorite...

Men have better friends than women.

feeds@yuku.com (doctoratkins) — Fri, 16 Feb 2007 09:00:58 GMT

Friendship between Women:

A woman didn't come home one night. The next day she told her husband

that she had slept over at a friend's house.

The man called his wife's 10 best friends.

None of them knew about it.

Friendship between Men:

A man didn't come home one night. The next day he told his wife that he

had slept over at a friend's house.

...

Only joking SG.

feeds@yuku.com (doctoratkins) — Sat, 10 Feb 2007 09:37:01 GMT

The SAS, the Parachute Regiment and the Police decide to go on a survival
weekend together to see who comes out on top. After some basic exercises the
trainer tells them that their next objective is to go down into the woods
and catch a rabbit, returning with it ready to skin and cook.

Night falls.

First up - the SAS. They don night-vision-goggles, drop to the ground and
crawl...