Whorescopes are authored by the lovely Angela Lovell of Ticking Boxes it's published in a number of ezines, so you may have seen it around the web... but I'm betting not. The Forum members called out in the assorted categories had... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (mitethe) http://scooterforums476.yuku.com/topic/4671 Thu, 10 May 2007 02:05:38 GMT http://scooterforums476.yuku.com/topic/4665/t/So-I-was-thinking-about-the-law-.html
These are ACTUAL LAWS from the big ole US of A. Be afrraid...be very afraid (but before that, have a laugh)...

In Carmel, New York, it is illegal for a man to go outside if his jacket and trousers do not match.

In Texas it is illegal to take more than three sips of beer whilst standing

Also in Texas a new... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (scootagal) http://scooterforums476.yuku.com/topic/4665 Wed, 09 May 2007 20:26:36 GMT http://scooterforums476.yuku.com/topic/4606/t/Not-for-mature-audiences-.html Well well well, you'll all be just beyond thrilled to know that I have, in my greedy little hands, the one and only copy of the Scooter-Forums, Scoot Booty Six Word Story Game.

Before the great unveiling, I just have a few things to say...

1) What a bunch of sickos.
2) er... Nope, 1 pretty much summed it up feeds@yuku.com (mitethe) http://scooterforums476.yuku.com/topic/4606 Sun, 29 Apr 2007 19:14:57 GMT http://scooterforums476.yuku.com/topic/4532/t/HEYYYYY-.html ]]> feeds@yuku.com (mitethe) http://scooterforums476.yuku.com/topic/4532 Wed, 18 Apr 2007 21:43:16 GMT http://scooterforums476.yuku.com/topic/1357/t/And-speaking-of-PMS-.html

1 Pass My Shotgun

2 Psychotic Mood Shift

3 Perpetual Munching Spree

4 Puffy Mid-Section

5 People Make me Sick

6 Provide Me with Sweets

7 Pardon My Sobbing

8 Pimples May Surface

9 Pass My Sweat pants

10. Pissy Mood Syndrome

11. Plainly; Men Suck

12. Pack My Stuff

and my favorite... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (mitethe) http://scooterforums476.yuku.com/topic/1357 Thu, 22 Mar 2007 14:19:07 GMT http://scooterforums476.yuku.com/topic/1358/t/Men-have-better-friends-than-women-.html
A woman didn't come home one night. The next day she told her husband

that she had slept over at a friend's house.

The man called his wife's 10 best friends.

None of them knew about it.

Friendship between Men:

A man didn't come home one night. The next day he told his wife that he

had slept over at a friend's house.

... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (doctoratkins) http://scooterforums476.yuku.com/topic/1358 Fri, 16 Feb 2007 09:00:58 GMT http://scooterforums476.yuku.com/topic/1359/t/Only-joking-SG-.html weekend together to see who comes out on top. After some basic exercises the
trainer tells them that their next objective is to go down into the woods
and catch a rabbit, returning with it ready to skin and cook.

Night falls.

First up - the SAS. They don night-vision-goggles, drop to the ground and
crawl... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (doctoratkins) http://scooterforums476.yuku.com/topic/1359 Sat, 10 Feb 2007 09:37:01 GMT http://scooterforums476.yuku.com/topic/1360/t/Victoria-Beckham.html


]]> feeds@yuku.com (doctoratkins) http://scooterforums476.yuku.com/topic/1360 Sat, 10 Feb 2007 06:49:01 GMT http://scooterforums476.yuku.com/topic/1361/t/Upgrading-.html
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed
a distinct slow down in the overall performance, particularly in
the Flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly
under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs,
such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed
... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (doctoratkins) http://scooterforums476.yuku.com/topic/1361 Fri, 12 Jan 2007 22:06:16 GMT http://scooterforums476.yuku.com/topic/1363/t/Lipstick-in-school.html You've got to love this School Principal

According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Squeak) http://scooterforums476.yuku.com/topic/1363 Mon, 16 Oct 2006 21:01:16 GMT http://scooterforums476.yuku.com/topic/1362/t/For-allllllll-the-girls-.html

Dear Kotex

I recently noticed that the peel-off strip of my pantiliner had a bunch of Kotex Tips for Life" on it. Annoying advice such as:

1. Staying active during your period can relieve cramps.
2. Avoiding caffeine may help reduce cramps and headaches.
3. Drink 6-8 glasses of water a day to keep you hydrated... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (mitethe) http://scooterforums476.yuku.com/topic/1362 Thu, 12 Oct 2006 05:52:30 GMT http://scooterforums476.yuku.com/topic/1364/t/Ain-t-it-the-truth-.html "How much do you weigh?" she asks.
"115," she says.
The nurse puts her on the scale. It turns out her weight is 140.

The nurse asks, "Your height?"
"5 foot 8," she says.
The nurse checks and sees that she only measures 5' 5".

She then takes her... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Squeak) http://scooterforums476.yuku.com/topic/1364 Sun, 08 Oct 2006 15:33:29 GMT http://scooterforums476.yuku.com/topic/1368/t/Ladies-.html
There is a new study just released by the American Psychiatric
Association about women and how they feel about their asses.

The results are pretty interesting:

1. 5% of women surveyed feel their ass is too big.

2. 10% of women surveyed feel their ass is too small.

3. The remaining 85% say they don't care; they love him;
he's a good man and... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (patrikgrann) http://scooterforums476.yuku.com/topic/1368 Fri, 01 Sep 2006 13:02:29 GMT