Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (doctoratkins) http://scooterforums476.yuku.com/topic/8438 Fri, 06 Nov 2009 16:49:02 GMT http://scooterforums476.yuku.com/topic/8437/t/Drug-warning.html
Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, partygoers and unsuspecting pub regulars to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman.

A date rape drug on the market called "beer" is used by many females to target unsuspecting men. The drug is generally found in liquid form and is now available almost anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, from taps and in large "kegs."

"Beer" is used by female sexual predators at... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (lunatic) http://scooterforums476.yuku.com/topic/8437 Fri, 06 Nov 2009 13:26:51 GMT http://scooterforums476.yuku.com/topic/8420/t/ER-.html CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT THE F*** SHE IS EATING?

i don't know what it is, but i suddenly fancy a chinese! ]]> feeds@yuku.com (barnsley sime) http://scooterforums476.yuku.com/topic/8420 Tue, 27 Oct 2009 10:25:45 GMT http://scooterforums476.yuku.com/topic/8405/t/I-know-it-s-Irish-but-this-cracked-me-up-.html "Can I have some Irish Sausages, please?" asked the Irishman, walking up to the counter.

The assistant looked at him and asked: "Are you Irish?"

"If I had asked you for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?" demanded the Irishman indignantly.

"Or, if I asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?"

Then, warming to his theme, he went on:... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (vespaoldfart) http://scooterforums476.yuku.com/topic/8405 Tue, 20 Oct 2009 20:09:09 GMT http://scooterforums476.yuku.com/topic/8384/t/Deleted-for-bad-taste-.html ]]> feeds@yuku.com (lunatic) http://scooterforums476.yuku.com/topic/8384 Tue, 13 Oct 2009 18:39:43 GMT http://scooterforums476.yuku.com/topic/8382/t/Supermarket.html
a half-gallon of 2% milk,
a carton of eggs,
a quart of orange juice,
a head of romaine lettuce,
a 2 lb. can of coffee and
a 1 lb. package of bacon.

As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check
out, a
drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in
front of
the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up her purchases,
the... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (lunatic) http://scooterforums476.yuku.com/topic/8382 Tue, 13 Oct 2009 16:14:57 GMT http://scooterforums476.yuku.com/topic/8381/t/Deleted-for-bad-taste-.html
]]> feeds@yuku.com (lunatic) http://scooterforums476.yuku.com/topic/8381 Tue, 13 Oct 2009 10:39:14 GMT http://scooterforums476.yuku.com/topic/8378/t/please-read-thanks-.html Cheers.
Carl.
]]> feeds@yuku.com (lunatic) http://scooterforums476.yuku.com/topic/8378 Mon, 12 Oct 2009 15:40:21 GMT http://scooterforums476.yuku.com/topic/8374/t/prawns.html > Two prawns were swimming around in the sea
>
>
> One called Justin and the other called
> Kristian.
>
> The prawns were constantly being harassed and
> threatened by sharks that inhabited the area.
>
>
> Finally one day Justin said to Kristian,
> 'I'm fed up with being a prawn;
>
> I wish I was a... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (lunatic) http://scooterforums476.yuku.com/topic/8374 Fri, 09 Oct 2009 08:37:12 GMT http://scooterforums476.yuku.com/topic/8371/t/Pantene.html Paddy is in the bath. He shouts to Murphy, "Have you got any shampoo?"

"Yeah", answers Murphy, "it's by the sink".

Paddy shouts, "I can't use that. It says it's for dry hair and I've just wet mine!" ]]> feeds@yuku.com (lunatic) http://scooterforums476.yuku.com/topic/8371 Thu, 08 Oct 2009 12:16:12 GMT http://scooterforums476.yuku.com/topic/8370/t/retiring-postie.html The postman is retiring and on his last round, he gets a bottle from one house, cigars from the next, at the third house Mrs Jones is waiting in her nightdress!

She drags him upstairs and makes mad passionate love to him then brings him down for a huge fry up.

The postman sees a fiver under his cup and asks "what's this?"

Mrs Jones explains, "we were talking about what to get you and my husband said fuck him, give... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (lunatic) http://scooterforums476.yuku.com/topic/8370 Thu, 08 Oct 2009 12:15:02 GMT http://scooterforums476.yuku.com/topic/8305/t/i-ll-get-my-own-slippers-from-now-on-.html Tom visits Dave who's laid up at home with a broken leg.

Dave says "my feet are freezing mate, can you nip upstairs
and get my slippers?"

"No probs" says Tom

Upstairs Dave's stunning 19 year old twin daughters
are sitting on the bed

"Hello girls, your dad sent me up to shag you two."

"Fuck off you liar!" they said.

"I'll prove it." said Tom... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (lunatic) http://scooterforums476.yuku.com/topic/8305 Tue, 15 Sep 2009 22:07:59 GMT http://scooterforums476.yuku.com/topic/8302/t/these-should-keep-you-going-.html Nike have designed a sports shoe for Lesbians, it is called DIKES- It has an extra long Tongue and only takes 1 finger to get it off