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			<title><![CDATA[ New Guiness Ad ]]></title>
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I never dreamed slowly cruising through a residential
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more sheer data processing than nearly any other common activity
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			<title><![CDATA[ A man is driving.... ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <p class="MsoNormal"><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: navy">A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the
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			<title><![CDATA[ What a Stallion!! Love on the First Bite. ]]></title>
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These are one of my Friends Horses.
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			<title><![CDATA[ Duck walks into a bar................ ]]></title>
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  a duck walks into a bar and orders a pint
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  &#39;Certainly, sorry about... ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Black men ( Not Racist!!!) ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <p><font face="Courier New" size="2">Read this: (And remember it&#39;s a true story...)</font></p>

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			<title><![CDATA[ How fast can you dart Sheep? ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ How Fast can you Dart Sheep?
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<a target="_blank" href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/humanbody/sleep/sheep/reaction_version5.swf">http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/humanbody/sleep/sheep/reaction_version5.swf</a>
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Check your reaction time. ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Have you been nuaghty? ]]></title>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Dave the Hen ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Dave came home from the pub late one Friday evening stinking drunk, as he often did, and crept into bed beside his wife who was already asleep.
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He gave her a peck on the cheek and fell asleep. When he awoke, he found a strange man standing at the end of his bed. &#39;Who the hell are you?&#39;,
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Dave was stunned.... ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Warning about the Bear activity ]]></title>
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<p>old one but I have never seen it posted on a Sign
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			<title><![CDATA[ Dodgy Gumtree ad ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <p>Click on the link below only if you are over 18 and don&#39;t get offended. I will never be able to play the Nintendo again without keep looking over my
shoulder.
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<a href="http://64.233.183.104/search?q=cache:iXm03NZYh8gJ:www.gumtree.com/london/94/25750494.html+http://www.gumtree.com/london/94/25750494.html&amp;hl=en&amp;ct=clnk&amp;cd=1&amp;gl=uk&amp;client=firefox-a">
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			<title><![CDATA[ I liked it... ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <p>Not scooter related, but brilliant all the same. <a target="_blank" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajY4E79kxMY">Click</a></p> ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ CAN'T SEE THIS CATCHING ON..... ]]></title>
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			<title><![CDATA[ THE NUN AND THE FIG LEAF ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <p>A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters restaurant.</p>

<p>The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while the lights would turn off. Each time the lights would go out, the place
would erupt into cheers. However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent. She walked up to the bartender, and asked, &quot;May I please use
the restroom?&quot;</p>

<p>The bartender replied, &quot;OK, but I should warn you that there... ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ GOOD MANNERS... ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <p>During a good manners and etiquette class being held for young children, the teacher says to her students:</p>

<p>&quot;If you were courting a well educated young girl from a prominent family and during a dinner for two you needed to go to the toilet, what would you say
to her?&quot;</p>

<p><span id="more-598"></span>Mike replies: &quot;Wait a minute, I&#39;m going for a piss.&quot;</p>

<p>The teacher says: &quot;That would be very rude and improper on your part.&quot;</p>

<p>Charlie... ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ THE GOOD HUSBAND ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company&#39;s Christmas Party!!!
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Jack is not normally a drinker, but the <a class="kLink" id="KonaLink3" style="POSITION: static; TEXT-DECORATION: underline! important" target="_blank" href="http://jokemail.blogspot.com/#"><font style="FONT-WEIGHT: 400; COLOR: blue! important; FONT-FAMILY: Georgia, Serif; POSITION: static" color="blue"><span class="kLink" style="FONT-WEIGHT: 400; COLOR: blue! important; FONT-FAMILY: Georgia,... ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ LONDON LAWYER             V          GLASGOW COP    ( miss-match ) ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN-LEFT: 36pt"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue">A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Glasgow
copper.</span></p>

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smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from LONDON and is certain that he has a better education then any Jock cop. He decides to prove this to himself
and... ]]></description>

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